If you don't want aliens to read your book, you wrap it in a tinfoil dust jacket.
And then, of course, you throw it in the library's book drop.
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!" Kang, alien leader from The Simpsons
Deena
Bizarre!
ReplyDeleteI really wonder what people are thinking sometimes...and then realize I don't want to know!
ReplyDelete"Maybe if I wrap the book in foil, they won't notice I spilled coffee on the cover."
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