You know it's a good night at the library when:
1. a patron comes to the Reference Desk and tells your colleague there's something in the DVD aisle she may want to clean up,
2. your colleague has to return to the desk for a handful of Kleenex because the item is not fit to touch bare skin,
3. your colleague returns with a pair of underwear.
For the record this hot ticket item did not end up in the Lost & Found box, though now I kind of wish we'd put it there to amuse the coworkers in the morning.